From copper_squirrel@yahoo.com Fri Nov 30 14:15:00 2001 From: C. M. Newsgroups: alt.books.m-lackey Subject: Subject: FW: Bear Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 12:47:52 -0800 Organization: Northwest Link Subject: FW: Bear If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. I wanna be a bear. ............. \\|||||// \\\\\|///// \\\\\|///// \\\\|//// \\|// # ` "Lord, make me an instrument of your peace" # )) St. Francis of Assissi # (( (:B) copper_squirrel@yahoo.com # )) )(@ ~* # (((((@)& The Copper Squirrel in his virtual tree